Need a speaker for your next event, education session, or podcast? Let’s talk! (Ah puns, haha)

We believe in showing up for this industry and sharing what we know. Our specialty topics include marketing, AI, social media, technology, websites, design, design psychology, and art history—all through the lens of real carwash experience.

Mel is also a Navy veteran, which makes us a great fit for events looking to highlight leadership, representation, and unconventional paths into the industry. If you’re looking for polished keynote speakers… that’s not us. We’re builders who love to teach. We’ve worked alongside operators and manufacturers, built real marketing systems, and figured out what actually works (and what doesn’t). We bring that straight to the stage—no fluff, no theory.

We host Q&As, speak at events, record podcasts, and lead hands-on sessions. Everything we share is practical, current, and grounded in real-world experience. Technology is moving fast. We are too.

Looking for marketing, technology, carwash, or history nerds?
You found us.

Cotact Us

Need a speaker for your upcoming event? Let us know! We try to always support our industry and be available to teach. Specialty topics include marketing, AI, social media, technology, websites, design, art, design psychology, art history. Also, Mel is a Navy veteran so people usually want her for representation purposes too. So it's you're looking for some nerds... you found us!

HOURS:

We work on Dolly Parton time.

Monday - Friday

9 to 5 pm

Chicago/Central Time